The Chart of Ugly
the other day after school me and Paggie were waiting for our transport to come fetch us from school and we were talking about how ugly we are . and suddenly a light bulb popped out in my mind !
ding ding ding !!! INSPIRATION !! i should make an ugly chart based on my levels of ugliness !
and 5 days of procrastination later …
THE CHART OF UGLY !!!!
let’s start with the bottom of the chart , the-ugliest-i-can-get . you know when you’re at home and you’re just too lazy to do anything ? i have that feeling 70% of the time . just some examples :
see what i mean ? yes , that is how ugly i am at home . face is so terribly ugly that i can’t even bear to show it wtf .
i don’t think i’ll ever show my face in home pictures because OH MY GOD IM SO UGLY AT HOME .
i think this one looks SLIGHTLY better cos i haven’t took off my contacts at that point of the time + the shitty ipad camera hides most of my flaws HAHAHAH . thank you , shitty ipad camera !
here’s a picture of me before i sleep ! this is taken at a sleepover at carmen’s house so minus the fringe cos i pin my hair up at home . THANK GOD THIS PICTURE IS BLURRY OR YOU WOULD’VE SEEN MY UGLINESS x100 in HD .
i always have this theory where people will not look good at school . if you look good at school , you must be super good-looking OUTSIDE of school . or maybe i’m just saying that cos i look super hideous at school . i can’t comprehend when people get attracted to me while i’m in my school uniform . i mean , SERIOUSLY ? THAT DEGREE OF UGLY AND YOU THINK I LOOK GOOD ? your taste in girls must be really low / you have a thing for ugly girls . i ain’t even lying or am trying to gain attention when i say this , cos honestly i am just so ugly in school .
believe me when i say that these three are some of the BETTER pictures because i don’t wanna scare you guys with the WORSE ones .
also i think this uniform makes me look uglier 2x than the prefects uniform :(
based on the frequency i update my blog , i think every reader of mine will know that i am SUPERCALIFRAGILISTICSDFXCVFSD LAZY . so most of the times when i’m going out for unimportant matters like dinner with family / out to buy groceries , all i think is , I WONT SEE ANYONE I KNOW . so i just throw on simple clothes because i cannot be bothered . however , i highly believe that there is a SLIGHT chance i might see someone i know , therefore i put on coloured contacts to improve my ugliness HAHHA .
my collection of lazy OOTDs !!
^ lazy to do anything and everything
where i actually CARE of what people think about me or i’m going out with friends and don’t wanna look too ugly compared to them because everyone dresses up .
or maybe its just an occasion .
also i feel the most at ease when i blog this section because i look the best in this section of this post .
i don’t even know why i dressed up for these two pictures .
Christmas / Grandma’s birthday !
when i went out with le bitches .
OK SO THAT’S MY LEVELS OF UGLINESS . the ugly side of wanchi – REVEALED !
idk how ugly i am , but it doesn’t matter because …
p.s. to Yong Jun Hyung a.k.a Anonymous a.k.a KY !!! ky you are so lame hahaha .
Labels: Camwhorism, Stupid Rants