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nobody lives forever , and someday , i will dai . *sniffs .
anyway i has no idea when i’m gonna die but jz in case i die tmr (CHOI , TOUCHWOOD) imma write a will right nao :')
i hereby leave all my secret key to my drawer where i bring everywhere to nicole koh for she will then discover my secret stash of crap . also , i would want zelyn kwok to hold a sale for all my clothes and use the money earned to get me a glass coffin like the one snow white has . also use the money to bling and flufferify my glass coffin and sprinkle glitter and roses all over it :D if zelyn kwok hereby steals any item of my clothing or uses up my moneh , i hereby ask yeoh kher ying my mafia partner to tie her to a railway and drive a train over to kill her . >:)
then , i will donate all my dusty books to rhea jayne kok ; and i don’t really care what she does with it she can eat it up iduncare :D
my phones should be handed over to carmen ooi since she hates her phone so much :P pohmeisian my mummy shall get idk what since she already has everything she wants D: and my lovable camera which i love oh-so-vry-much shall be given to alika tan since she is nice (SOMETIMES) :B
and finally , my collection of kpop posters will be given to my younger sister .
i would want somebody to knock down the ceiling of my room after everything is given out so that my room will be destroyed forever and my baby sis will not inherit it hohoho >:3 if that somebody fails to do so , i will come and haunt my baby sis every night >:)))
and to my KL friends ,
i would leave my collection of girly girly pink fluffeh things to yoshiko wong my ex wife , all my nail polish to amanda chong ; my soft toys to debbie cheong and my hairdryer to anne lee hohoho :3 and , if i ever die ; it is debbie cheong’s responsibility to log into my facebook account and count how many people posted RIP on my wall hehehe . chan e-lyn should log into my blog and announce that i am dead and that this will is then LEGAL .
wong yi leng shall tell the media about my awesome will so i can then be famous even though im dead wtf T__T
yeah i think thats all the property i hav . #sadlife .
thank you and sorry for wasting ur 5 minutes on reading this will :D
and please be aware when i’m dead cos u might hold the responsibility of doing smtg for me :D
Labels: Stupid Rants